![]() ![]() At one point, Anne Nicole responds to the main terrorist’s florid soliloquy by telling him that he is quoting Shakespeare and she delivers the line in such a way that you are left with little doubt that, until she showed up on the set that day, Anna Nicole Smith had never heard of this Shakespeare dude. The few times that she does have to actually speak, she is about as convincing as you would expect Anna Nicole Smith to be in the role of a tough action heroine. Instead, she takes a shower, has one lame sex scene, and then spends the rest of the movie crawling through air ducts and shooting terrorists. She doesn’t get to say “Yippie ki yay, motherfucker,” or anything else that might liven things up. Unlike Bruce, Anna Nicole does not get to say much during this movie. What Anna Nicole does not realize is that these men are all terrorists and she is flying them to the skyscraper that they are planning on taking over. Anna Nicole is a helicopter pilot who is hired by a group of strange men to give them an aerial tour of the city. Skyscraper is a by-the-numbers remake of Die Hard, except that the Bruce Willis role is now played by Anna Nicole Smith. If Die Hard 2 is not available, I guess you could watch something like Skyscraper. If for some reason you cannot watch Die Hard, then I recommend trying Die Hard 2. After all, it’s always a good time to watch Die Hard. If you want to see a movie about somone trapped in a skyscraper and battling terrorists, the obvious solution is to watch Die Hard. ![]()
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